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Otaku Contemporary Ep. 5B by Quasimanga Otaku Contemporary Ep. 5B by Quasimanga
First, some background information. Lindsay and I had finished up our work for the day and were sitting around watching random anime downloads when we came across the Ken Akamatsu anime, Always My Santa. We're both familiar with Ken's work, so we thought we knew what to expect. And it was everything we expected, but somehow far worse.

I can't even remember the last time I actually got angry at a cartoon. I paused to the AVI, turned to Lindsay, and expressed my profound dejection and disappointment with the handling of the material. It was the most awful Christmas special in the history of Christmas specials. The man figured out how to ruin everything I cherished about Christmas. And when a Jew is angry with you for destroying the spirit of Christmas, well buddy, you're really fucking things up!

That's when I asked Lindsay, "What would be the most inappropriate subject for Ken Akamatsu to turn into one of his harem shows?" After some discussion we agreed an Akamatsu directed Holocaust harem show would be by far the most inappropriate and offensive anime or manga ever produced.

And, as strange as it is, that is what motivated me to devote myself to creating the Otaku Contemporary strips. Concentrated Love or A New Direction was the first strip I created, but I wanted to hold off posting it until people had a better idea of what to expect from the strips. Now you can read it in all of its glory.

Do you have a completely awful idea for a Ken Akamatsu show? If you do, please leave a comment below.
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sowerofash Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2016
The best part of this is that I can see Japan using the idea.
1kasey1 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I've bin to many sleep over...
I dont usually walk around with no bra -_-
I mean mabey panties and a long shirt, buuuut that's it...
SolariusScorch Featured By Owner May 13, 2012
I am actually very disappointed that this manga doesn't really exist. Please don't hate me.
Carlos-Chable Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
delicius offensive, hohoo
lighthealer Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011
Man undercover investigating criminal acts in the Mormon LDS gets accidentally pushed into polygamy, ending up with like four wives.

Call it "Ai no Waifu-tachi"
justbehappydammit Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
This is so horribly offensive. So WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?!?
American-Emperor Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2011
Oh Dear Gott Im Himmel. I don't know if I should laugh or look away, *Pauses for a brief second but ends up laughing anyway* ah well. Hahaha, this is amazing when I first read this I laughd for a good five minutes and cried a few tears of joy. BTW I've read some manga based on historic events, but it wasn't Hetalia, and it was even more messed up than this. And now I leave with one final thought. *Pulls out skull cap* may you live long and find prosprity in your life.
duanemoody Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
A harem VN about a young muslim man stuck in a camp of suicide bomber women. Title it "Fatwa Shoujo."
Doomfried Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2010
Great Concept! I love it :D

I wouldn´t wonder if someday a manga like that is published. The number of random harem settings is endless...

Still, great work :D
Keiitan Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2009  Student Writer
"Kenny Akimatsu." XD

I've only read/seen Love Hina and Negima, but I love his work.
This was horrible, and I love it.

That's the worse thing ANYONE can do! Harem hide-from-the-Nazi's and then think of it as a concentrated camp, or something.

But the second worst... I dunno, one-man military, hundred sexy ladies during war? Any serious event.
Thunderagent Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2007
You're sick. Brilliant, but sick.
Melody-Hikari Featured By Owner May 26, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
Sadly, I can't recognize artist names with other artist names... Only through artwork.

But wow, sounds like you were... uhm, really pissed off.

Should I even bother looking up what you two were watching?
tildessmoo Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2007
Itsudatte My Santa's mangaka's previous works include Love Hina and A.I. Love You. I happen to agree with the artist, enough's enough. Most other manga artists either have just one or two series or have several different kinds of series, but Akamatsu just makes slapstick harem after slapstick harem; it gets boring or annoying after a while. Plus, he really did ruin Christmas with this one.
Melody-Hikari Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
Oh! Those ones! I read them! Now I know.

Should I bother Youtubeing it to know and recognize it in the future?
Dt3r Featured By Owner May 16, 2007
Most people would find this distasteful... so I love it. XD

One of the great challenges of art is to avoid becoming complacent; ideas like this help to shake things up a bit. And besides, its all in good humor. =)
The-Sax Featured By Owner May 15, 2007
Well, I read Akamatsu (rather I read Magi's artwork [link] I swear that Akamatsu's art work would have never flourished as it has today if it hadn't been for Magi's assistance), and really, his older stuff is just bad sometimes.

I liked AI, but I loved Love Hina, and finally Negima was a bit of a shock at first (20 something students?), but the non-romance story line actually helped it along once he started writing about a plot that isn't about a boy meeting a girl and having sexually charged tensions that last for X volumes. Meh.
AmandaRobbins Featured By Owner May 12, 2007  Professional
Thats terrible and I LOVE IT.
HeisT-HeX Featured By Owner May 12, 2007
Somehow, I give 2 thumbup if we can get this on today present time ...
Zephra85 Featured By Owner May 12, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Holy crap is that some awesome cakes bad taste. XDDDD I would actually love seeing this as a manga, mostly so I could laugh at it all day.

You win the award for most politically incorrect cartoon ever. Congratulations. X3

(BTW, I can NOT stop laughing at your last sentance in the second paragraph. That would have won me over if nothing else. )
Stormfalcon Featured By Owner May 11, 2007
Indeed...quite wrong, and yet that's what makes it a good rip on Akamatsu (as much as I like some of his other work, I dread what we'd find in the Always My Santa anime).

As for other horrible ideas...maybe Akamatsu's take on Lovecraft? ^^;;;;
Dt3r Featured By Owner May 16, 2007
That's a great idea! I want to see an elder god in Akamatsu's style. :lmao:
Sweet-Nymph Featured By Owner May 11, 2007
That is so wrong, I just have to fav it. XD

Concentrated Love... God forgive me, I'd totally watch it.
Q99 Featured By Owner May 11, 2007
That is sooooo wrong!

(Nice art, but still, so wrong! XD )
martinhoulden Featured By Owner May 11, 2007  Professional General Artist
haha. taboo is a lol
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